Andrea read in one (of her dozens) of pregnancy books that by now a person might be able to hear the baby’s heartbeat if he puts his ear up to the pregnant woman’s belly.
I tried the other day and was greeted instead with a little bump to the side of my head.
“Hey!” I yelled at her belly. ”You can’t kick your dad!”
I put my ear to her belly again and immediately felt that same thing.
That little turd.